It's no easy winning Tinder, and these people decided to take unconventional approaches to chatting with potential romantic partners.
The world of online dating has changed the game when it comes to romance. Having a physical presence or using body language to woo a potential mate was a huge of the dating game back in the day. Nowadays, it's all about your DM game. If you can't capture someone's attention from the first line, then there's a good chance you'll never hear from that person again. Bye bye love, bye bye happiness, hello loneliness...you know the rest.
The thing is, online dating has been evolving and we constantly have to evolve with it. That means going to some extremes that can be borderline offensive. Or just plain bold.
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Things get real dark, real fast, but it looks like the two of them are a match in messed-up joke heaven.
Joking about murdering someone just to get your dog back is a delicate jibe to make and I'm not so sure this person pulled it off, but maybe the kissy lips all over this exchange mean otherwise.
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Appreciation of such a bold and possibly insensitive joke? Triple check.
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But at least they were having fun with it. Britteny also doesn't know any better, that's an amazing pickup line.
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It can get kind of depressing and lonely when you're constantly swiping through hordes of people hoping to find a meaningful connection. I'm sure this was a welcome respite for a few weary singles.
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And it looks like this one did. I'm not sure I get it, but she didn't immediately block whoever sent this, so that's a good sign.
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It was that straightforward and that easy. I guess if you find a fellow nerd, all is well in the Tinder world.
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Why would you say that to anyone, even as a joke, especially when you're just meeting them? I guess it paid off, though. Unless she was just looking for snap followers.
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I personally thought it was vera creative and evera person who comes across this should appreciate it.
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Well pretty darn good. If she doesn't like coffee, then I'm assuming alcohol is a welcome substitute.
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Come on, bro, I ain't trying to cry reading Tinder messages.
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And our girl Jasmine here provided a delicious rejoinder to this person's very disrespectful opening question.
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This kind of savagery is usually reserved for the Colosseum, but all is fair in right-swiping and war I guess.
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What a wonderful reason to use the platform. Also, I never thought garlic bread could be so filthy. Who knew?
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They always have the same effect: you groan but still find yourself laughing anyway.
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Because that opening line wasn't that good to get that kind of sexually aggressive response. Amazing.
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I'm gonna have to steal that one.
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...it's only right that it ends with one. Looks like they found love in a hopeless place. On second though, I don't know if they're living in New Jersey so I take that back.
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